are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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