Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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