But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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