I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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