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i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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