Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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