Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Randomize
