Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it hurts more in the daytime
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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