is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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