I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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