Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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