i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You took a bar mat shot.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Randomize
