I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
