i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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