Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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