You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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