Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I deserve this hangover.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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