im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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