I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she looked like the before picture.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
