Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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