Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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