around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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