why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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