I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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