one might say we're banned from that church
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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