ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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