Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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