Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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