Whod you bang
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
do herpes really smell.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Come on in and take your pants off
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