it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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