"it" just moved
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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