I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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