Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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