I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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