How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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