I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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