I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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