so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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