i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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