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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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