I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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