ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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