I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
