well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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