just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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