Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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