Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
how does that bad decision feel?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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