PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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