I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Mom said you looked used
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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