Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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