Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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