You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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