before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Im part way to drunk.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
