My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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