Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
